Here is my first real Simpsons
knockoff. This arrived from Singapore courtesy of my buddy Ee. It arrived
totally unexpected. I guess Ee wanted to surprise me. Boy was I! Not just
once. But twice (more on that in a bit).
This is it! A bootleg Bart Simpson
doll. It's pretty obvious that this is a poor attempt at Bart. Just take
a look at the shoddy workmanship. Heh. Getaloada where Bart's ears have
But I have to tell you. This
Bart Simpson bootleg has a very bad secret. One that I'm gonna share with
you right now.
This Bart doll has a voice chip
located somewhere in his little bootleg body. This voicechip has little
Bootleg Bart saying things you'd never hear him say on television. If I'da
been wearing a hat when I heard the things this doll was saying, why, my
hat would have flown right off!
Here's what old Bootleg Bart
F**king Jerk! Eat S**t! F**k
You! You're An A****le!
Wow! Such language!
Anyways, maybe the bootleggers knew what Bart was saying. Maybe they
didn't. But somebody must have been trying to shut the little guy up.
Take a closer look at Bart's face.
That's right! Somebody
tried to sew Bart's mouth shut. Hmmmmm. Maybe somebody in China (where
I assume this was made) does have a bit of a conscious.
Anyways, for those of you who
must know. Bootleg Bart stands about nine inches tall. His clothes cannot
be removed. There's no tags or anything that identifies the maker of
this thing. But I gotta tell ya. Simply cuz of the language, this is
one of my favorite Simpsons creations! Thanks a bunch for snagging this
for me Ee!